BREAKING NEWS: Historians have recently unearthed what seems to be a set of poetry from previous Soviet Russian dictator Joseph Stalin. Researchers are still unsure of many of the details. The only thing that is certain is this: damn, what a poet.
Autumn Angst
by Joseph Stalin
The chill of the crisp October air shakes my bones
It rushes through me, invigorating me with energy, reminding me that I am real, I am human
Which is exactly why I shake your bones, shake your bones until you cry
in the gulags
So slightly different from the October wind, but it’s the same general idea
You know?
Fuck yeah gulags
Btw have you seen my wife recently? okay
bye
mE StAliN
by Joseph Stalin
I AM STALIN AND I HAVE FEELINGS TOO
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME
I FEEL LOVE SOMETIMES
I LOVE THE COLOR RED
AND HAMMERS AND SICKLES
AND MORE RED
AND YOU
AND ROSES
ROSES ARE RED
WHEN I DIP THEM IN BLOOD
BYE
What Stalin Likey: A Haiku by Joseph Stalin
Puppies are so cute
When they tickle Stalin
Stalin real happy
Stalin’s favorites
Puppies in America
They the best puppies
It’s hard for Stalin
FDR hoard all the puppies
Stalin is left out
Stalin so lonely
Soviet Russian puppies
Are so angry mad
Plea to Poland
by Joseph Stalin
Poland, please be my friend
Otherwise I’ll invade you
OKay